Miscellaneous: Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university....

By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 670

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By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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You deserved it 5 113

Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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You deserved it 6 597

By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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You deserved it 2 715

By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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You deserved it 18 365

By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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You deserved it 547

You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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You deserved it 108

By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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You deserved it 12 509

By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 867

You deserved it 15 889

By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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You deserved it 40 894

Happygofucky 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:26

If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.

KMilliron 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:23

He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.

Comments

C6Racer 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:37

Yup, right the first time.

fmluserguy 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:39

damn ur hot

CarleeBugg123 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:45

please tell me you pimp slapped him!

KMilliron 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:53

Damn that's arbitrarily creepy...

ItsALongStoryxP 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:55

Omgsh same crap happened to me!! except.... 1: He kissed me 2: It was my first kiss :/ 3: I didn't even like him!! 4: Not Cute 5: He didn't say that last thing 6: He immediately started talking about his ex-girlfriends after

Kesler_17 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:19

Sooo, in other words what happened to you was nothing like what happened to the OP?

ItsALongStoryxP 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:07

No it's basically the same thing.. I was told not to tell anyone then he patted my ass and walked away the only real difference is that I didn't like the guy & he was the one that kissed me :/

dboy006778 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:55

elll ohhhh elllll

ChristinaLove138 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:02

wow what an ass >:( id smack him in the face hard till its stinging and red

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:06

Same here. Guys like that are douches.

tprice0506 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:12

Douche-helm!

hcovballer247 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:18

whatta pimp

Hwikek 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:19

No offence but you Canadian?

sarapsosis 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:35

Y does that matter??????????

cudgel1023 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:19

The problem is that girls like boys who treat them like that. So why treat a girl with respect when they don't even want it? Messed up but it's true.

Bacontree 14

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:26

That's not true. You should treat everyone with respect because that's a good way to treat people, regardless of wether they want to or not. It's not the same respect as saying 'mr' to stangers because they might go 'No, don't call me mister Smith, call me John!" and you respect their wishes. If a girl tells you, 'No, don't be faithful, go ahead and call me names, make me feel worthless and sure, beat me, while you're at it!' she'll be sarcastic or so messed up you should probably get her some help and not give in to her requests.