By aloha - 12/03/2010 21:17 - France

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
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By The song is "Wave of Mutilation" by Pixies. Love the song, hate myself. - 29/08/2024 06:00

Today, it was my last vacation day in Hawaii. It was lovely, I was happy. Then I heard a certain song about suicide at the airport, which triggered a severe depressive episode. Then the airline misplaced the bag with my pills. Now I'm struggling with suicidal thoughts while trying not to break down and cry in public. FML
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TahoeFMler 22

What a bitch and what poor timing.

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AJG390 0

Awww. Ouch :/. But at least you're in Hawaii? Maybe. Kinda.. Nope that sucks.

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unknownsleepyhea 0

what a bitch! leave her ass at the airport! better yet u should cancel ur flght and send her home!

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LevyLove 17

Time to send that bitch back to the mainland!! now this can be a completely relaxing vacation for u instead.

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FMLrockzdude 0

if you ask me, you should just rape her, **** a couple more hot girlz an party your in Hawaii man!!!

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FMLrockzdude 0

btw levylov if u could just lower that camera a little bit that would be lerfect

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LevyLove 17

Lol only if u show me your pickle. ;)

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FMLrockzdude 0

i wanna lick your boobz, they look yummy

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Hmm @43. I'm gonna use that line tonite. I'll let you know if it works.

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Smilzen 0

Maybe he deserves it for whining about his ear infection.

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astro_plastic 0

As the Ancient Hawaiians say, little cuz: "Feed de hussy to de sharks as you feast on one's coconut bra" (Courtesy of Tito)

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nonameLiz 0

Rocket Power refenerence FTW!!!!!

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weritomexican 7

that show was my favorite when I was little

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Ahh, the Hawaiian Tito. Gotta love it. There is no such thing as a Hawaiian named Tito. Guarenteed LOL

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ImaginaryFoe 0

It's been a while since I was there but I'm pretty sure it means more than just "hello".

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jenstar 0

aloha actually means love

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StrayXL 0

If you payed for her ticket i got 1 thing to say i like to find out how she got back XD

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Anodyne 0

just fly out and leave her dumb arse there on her own, move her stuff out to a friends when you get back. Tell you feel it's time "we lived apart" .... what an idiot.

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