By Fubar0906 - 19/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
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rinnychan 2

You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.

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flipper_fml 0

He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!

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rinnychan 2

You've been together over a year and you didn't know that he hates the outdoors? I gotta say YDI.

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Jess_Love 0

agreed... ... if you didn't know(or didn't care) that he hates the outdoors then YDI...

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BethiiGeex 0

Aren't gay people meant to be nice and happy D:

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GreenBud_fml 0

maybe he wouldn't be mad if you stayed in the kitchen

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KM96 24

Good point but isn't it the thought that counts?

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englishmuffin 0

Hmmm... this is sad. You kinda should have known he hates the outdoors if you've been dating for a year. Still... that's a lot of money to spend on an unappreciative guy. Both FML and YDI to some extent.

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hallix 21

On the bright side, he gets to stay indoors, she gets to hit on the natives, and she's got alcohol. I'd say problem solved!

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flipper_fml 0

He seems like a jerk...any normal person would at least try to enjoy themselves when the significant other put in that much effort. Sorry, that sucks! On the upside you are in Hawaii!

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a_n0n 0

He probably has bigger problems going on if he's pissy about a trip to Hawaii. Maybe go talk to him instead of leaving him alone.

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Pepperolls 0

Lmao he sounds like one of those severely depressed teenagers who lock themselves in the house.

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Rooney101 0

He hates outdoors? What an unsociable ungrateful bastard. Im guessing he would rather be playing world of warcraft of something, or making friends with people he doesn't know on myspace, facebook and twitter. Either way he definitely sounds like a great guy that anyone would love to spend the rest of their life with.

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Sulphuric_Glue 16

Dicks like you are exactly why people who like to be inside are "unsociable, ungrateful bastards". So what if we like to read a lot or play games in a warm, sheltered and safe environment? You have your hobbies, we have ours. Oh, and also, making friends with people you don't know sounds like a very social thing to do to me.

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kbitencourt06 0

What a jerk. Dump his ass because it's pretty clear he doesn't love you.

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Karan0217 6

You need to mind your own business, you can't just tell someone to dump their bf,it's their life not yours

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redbluegreen 40

How do you not know he doesn't like the outdoors when you've been together a year? That's a hell of a lot of money to spend on someone though. I'm sure there's stuff you can do indoors in Hawaii, you just haven't discovered it yet. (;

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stosborn 0

Dump him and buy me a drink or a trip to hawaii

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