By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

So, what's your amazing job that entitles you to belittle janitors? No wonder your girlfriend called you a loser: Your ex has nore balls than you. Grow a pair, and stop acting like a little boy.

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SteelCladAngel 0

LOL asshole you completely deserved that....now image how much worse your life would suck if your current gf left you for your ex gf :)

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j_cat187 19

I'm currently getting my welding certificate and underwater welding is one of the most coolest skill jobs ever. it's funny cuz you are failure as well as a dick YDI.

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kangaru1 0

from the way you speak, you seem to be the type that look down upon others. better change your attitude.

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Kayycee66 0

Welders do make a lot, my husband makes $120 an hour.

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WellDurr 0

I'm a welder myself and would love to try the marine welding. kick ass cash and as you well know is a great "**** you" job to have and brag about to all your ex's... Bet'cha want her back now, don't ya? lol

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leofiona 0

you deserve to be called a looser for judging her before you knew her profession!

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