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By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

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By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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By jeezy - 23/02/2009 10:35 - Canada

Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 15:59 - United States

Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML

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Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Trading places

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML

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By help me! - 02/10/2010 14:26 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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Horses for courses

By sean - 11/08/2024 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who cheated on me a year ago, goes on vacations every month with a new guy, who she doesn’t mind hooking up with other girls, sometimes they even do it together. I work at a minimum wage job and when I was with her, she was one of the most possessive people I knew. FML

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By TankTankTank - 11/09/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML

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Sail on

By Drunken Sailor - 27/06/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:07

So, what's your amazing job that entitles you to belittle janitors? No wonder your girlfriend called you a loser: Your ex has nore balls than you. Grow a pair, and stop acting like a little boy.

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:03

LOL asshole you completely deserved that....now image how much worse your life would suck if your current gf left you for your ex gf :)

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blair_x 12

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:34

You deserve it, OP. I have no sympathy for you.

saturnsonic 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:59

You TOTALLY deserved it.....lol

shelby_sevenfold 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 21:13

Hmm... if you two were dating, looks like you'd be the one in the kitchen making her sammiches, huh? Men aren't always superior are they? ;)

HeartAndSoul2011 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:25

learn to be nicer :)

Kopnelius 0

Friday 8 July 2011 9:36

HAHAHA! You deserve it OP. I must say, I have to hand it to your ex. I'm a marine welder myself and it's not easy being one of the "Big Guys". And I know that some of you here will say that she slept her way to the top, it's not true. We don't do things that way in this industry. Please remember that a lot of the men there have families back home. Don't compare us to sex crazed beasts. To be a pro, you either have to have lots of experience, or you have to have the talent. Judging by her age, I'm guessing she has the talent. And even if she has the talent, if she doesn't have the right attitude, she won't make it. But by what her "best friend" here said in the comments that she's doing what she loves, I conclude that she has the talent and the attitude. It's probably the reason why she made it that far at such a young age (IMO). I have to admit that I'm a little jealous. Speaking of which, I see that you're from Singapore? I was there at Keppel last week and I met a female welder there that matches your description of her. She's wasn't born in Singapore but she grew up there am I right? I should be right because there are very little female welders there and she fits your description to a T. Too bad for you man... You let a good one slip away. She looks more like a model than a welder but she can weld the shit outta me. That chick welds like a man without the bad attitude and I had to check if my balls were still intact. To tell you the truth, I don't mind havin' her as my girl. Even if you wanted her back, I've got news for you man... You don't stand a chance.

patacus 14

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:39

i think you mean coverall. over alls are what farmers wear, you know the pants with the straps? cover alls are like whay mechanics and such wearl i mean... i can kinda imagine her in overalls with a weed in her mouth and a straw hat on though.