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By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 64 202

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Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 15:59 - United States

Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML

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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML

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By help me! - 02/10/2010 14:26 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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By sean - 11/08/2024 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who cheated on me a year ago, goes on vacations every month with a new guy, who she doesn’t mind hooking up with other girls, sometimes they even do it together. I work at a minimum wage job and when I was with her, she was one of the most possessive people I knew. FML

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By TankTankTank - 11/09/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML

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Sail on

By Drunken Sailor - 27/06/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:07

So, what's your amazing job that entitles you to belittle janitors? No wonder your girlfriend called you a loser: Your ex has nore balls than you. Grow a pair, and stop acting like a little boy.

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:03

LOL asshole you completely deserved that....now image how much worse your life would suck if your current gf left you for your ex gf :)

Comments

juicyglamgirl24 3

Wednesday 6 July 2011 3:02

you are such a jerk, no wonder your not together anymore.

budd28 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:03

sucks for u

848901 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:36

Wow...you are a loser, lol!

snafu63 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:10

I've never seen a janitor wearing overalls

Katharhs 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:28

Exactly! He just assumed and made an ass of himself. And forgot his girlfriend's mom is a janitor.

summerhot_fml 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:38

hahahahahaha to 126!!

XxThrasherxX 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:41

smooth move furgeson

fadingfaith 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:17

At least she didn't dump you.

iloveshh23 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:21

this made my day! sorry op :)

Katharhs 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:24

at #138, I'm a frequent reader of FML. And singapore is a small country. Never expected he will post it here. funny as shit. He also failed to mention the reason why his current girlfriend called him a loser. Her mom works as a janitor.