Kids: Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 10:28 - United States - Richmond

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML

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By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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By cammy - 08/05/2021 05:59

Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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Clashing

By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 17:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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Modesty

By Prudemama - 09/07/2022 10:00

Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2015 19:54 - United States - Exton

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

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sandinthewaves 5

Monday 15 October 2012 15:58

How do you not notice that?

ElhonnaDS 10

Monday 15 October 2012 15:59

Well she proved her point- you clearly aren't paying attention.

Comments

Torrey_Turner 12

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:13

BEST PARENT EVER!!!

183933 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:30

That will teach you!

emo666_ 0

Tuesday 16 October 2012 0:34

-_- You're a ******* idiot!

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 16 October 2012 1:02

How can you not notice that?? Pay more attention to your kid or she's gonna look for attention in inappropriate places!!!!!!

gc327072 30

Tuesday 16 October 2012 1:11

145- I know, I'm such a douche, lol.

duckyeah 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 2:12

That's sad... Your poor daughter.

crazy4uboi 6

Tuesday 16 October 2012 4:17

Parents these days... I swear they think they know everything! If your kid tells you that you don't pay enough attention they mean it they wouldn't say it just because! (well most wouldn't) honestly parents need to listen to their kids more. Sorry OP but I'm with your daughter on that one YDI.