By Anonymous - 05/05/2015 19:54 - United States - Exton

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
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raysmith121 10

Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that

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jpsullivan 36

Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.

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jpsullivan 36

Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.

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TheBelt 19

Or turn off the WiFi see how long it takes them to notice.

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iMuffinKat 16

...maybe they noticed but just don't care? Idk, but just putting that out there.

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skellingtonfart 18

Just stopping washing the outfit too, they'll soon notice you, Stinky.

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ghostriley 14

Actually not really I haven't washed me jeans in 3 years and no one had ever noticed

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raysmith121 10

Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that

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ZombieVampirez 24

Make sure you look them straight in the face when you do it.

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kellyem2 20

Well that escalated quickly.

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Trinidad727 9

You might want to just count it as a loss and wash up.

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Pyneapple 19

I value my personal hygiene too much to do that, but that's just me. Do you.

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dotdotdotslash 8

For all you know they could be talking about Jeans and a hoodie. if you wear a different shirt under the jumper it wouldn't smell and most jeans wouldn't be noticeably different if he/she planned them to look similar. or you know they probably have a washer...

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starile 19

THERE ya go! This is why they pay you the big bucks, #6.

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Unixxxion 22

travel to Europe and back for a week and myabe they might pay attention... so sad to hear OP

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Destinee_1 13

Start inviting random friends over and see if they notice

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Paras_800 27

Take all of there savings and buy a house and move out. I have a slight felling they will notice you then.

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starile 19

It'll just prove they care more about their money than their child. Which is probably already true.

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socialproduct 19

I'll often not acknowledge when someone wears the same outfit just out of courtesy.

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starile 19

Yeah, it's probably not that they haven't noticed, but simply that they haven't said anything and think OP's going through a phase. BTW, anyone else think that maybe OP is the type to just mostly hang around in their room all day and be the one who's not spending time with their parents?

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