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By LH0026 - 06/08/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

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By yashika - 03/07/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I discovered that it doesn’t matter where I move, I will always wake up at 5 a.m. to the sound of construction directly above my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 22:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, just like every workday for the last 6 months, the construction workers in my building made loud noises in the morning and woke me up almost 2 hours before I would otherwise have to get up. This will continue for one more year. I'm not a morning person, and I live in a protected historical building. FML

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By Noalixah - 27/10/2008 02:22 - Finland

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

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By NightzGremlin - 12/09/2020 14:01

Today, I came home from work to find construction workers repaving my street. I work the graveyard shift. FML

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By nosleep - 30/06/2017 16:46

Today, like every other day since I moved into this apartment a year ago, the construction crew started their noisy work at 5:30 in the morning. When I moved in I was promised it was a quiet neighborhood; only offices. What have they been building in the meantime? Three nightclubs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 00:03

Today, I left the apartment door open so the construction workers sent by our landlord could work in the kitchen, while I slept in after working a late shift. They knocked on the bedroom door at 7 a.m., asking me to move the bed. FML

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By martin1022 - 05/10/2016 11:29 - United States

Today, recent construction has created a manhole that cars slam over every single morning. This normally starts at 4 a.m. as people make their early commute on my busy street. With every car that hits it, there's a huge echoing slamming noise. FML

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By Anonim23 - 25/06/2019 00:15

Today, I finally decided to go talk to my upstairs neighbour about the loud banging noises he makes every single morning around 8 a.m. It worked. Now he starts at 7 a.m. FML

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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 18:37 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, and the 4 months preceding it, my neighbors had been remodeling their house, which meant jackhammer noises every morning. The one day they take a break, my other neighbor decides to start a remodeling project. It'll only be two more months of this. FML

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Saturday 6 August 2011 19:41

Stand by your window topless and eat a banana. They will stop what they're doing.

caviar_fml 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:38

pretty sure it's illegal to start that early

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Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 7 August 2011 0:03

Who the hell calls them construction workers? What happened to an old fashioned builder?

victo890 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 0:10

I know how you feel OP I just mooved in my new house and it's new so every morning I'm woked up because of them !! ;(

knights95 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 0:27

Your comments are so stupid

Chrispayne 4

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:03

Some places they work overnight to avoid the heat

victo890 11

Monday 8 August 2011 6:32

Reallyyy that sucks and noisy ??!!!

Libsdw 12

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:09

wlw that sukss

riah2130 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:19

Well now u have too be an early riser, that sucks'

hopeless321 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:34

bombs awayyyyy... don't you have any raw eggs or something in the fridge?

pureinsight 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:06

Actually they normally start earlier. My step dad gets to work around 330 in the morning

pureinsight 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:06

Actually they normally start earlier. My step dad gets to work around 330 in the morning

tennischik211 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 3:18

Talk about a good morning!

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