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By rj93 - 05/11/2011 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

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Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

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Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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By Oh, piss - 23/11/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 20:47 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

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By Courtney - 30/10/2022 14:00

Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML

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DaFudge 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:03

I think that this has happened to everyone once in their life.

OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:03

it doesn't work that way when you dream about having sex :(

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TadiiDixShit 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:10

Ahaha That Happened To Me &$ I never peed in the bed when I was little Smh!

TadiiDixShit 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:10

Ahaha That Happened To Me &$ I never peed in the bed when I was little Smh!

Ixlovexwaffles 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:16

Been there done that lol just blame it on the kids/pet ;p

GirlHoeForSale 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:31

My Mom did this, today, no joke...i had to clean the sheets....

diamondbaby16 4

Friday 6 July 2012 9:06

Haha . So true

mrsmaglietta 6

Friday 17 August 2012 8:05

very true

Lizdoglover87 18

Wednesday 10 October 2012 7:09

I hate when that happens. Thankfully, it rarely happens to me.

Billy_Badass 4

Thursday 25 October 2012 23:09

I have dreams that I'm peeing in weird places, like in a trash can, or I'll be trying to find a place to pee in a public restroom but all the toilets are nasty and I keep looking for a somewhat clean one. Usually then I wake up and really have to pee. Luckily, though, I've never peed myself when having these dreams. I hate to think that might change when I get older.

jtaylor991 6

Sunday 23 June 2013 7:16

one time I was so tired I legit dreamed that I went to the bathroom and pissed but I didn't actually move :/

CaroAurelia 12

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:18

Been there, done that.

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