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By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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Sargasm 4

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:14

Soooo... how MUCH change can a toddler stuff into a Wii?!

pattheaninal 9

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:35

In Soviet Russia, Wii screws you!

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Tigg3r 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:28

wow. I suggest getting the screw driver like everybody else. Also! Do not punish or beat your child!! He/she is a toddler and probably does not know the difference between right and wrong. Not even a spanking. Just say something like I don't know "Santa is going to give you coal for presents!!" Or "No ice cream for you tonight!!" Seriously. Not giving a tot ice cream will like destroy their world.

OPISDUMB 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:32

No, I think a beating is in order.

josh78 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:47

i think he should beat the kid. It will make the kid

Vacant 7

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:44

Where...where did you even get that out of this?

fudrick 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 23:27

Yeah lie to your kid about a fat ass geriatric **** who creeps into houses at night and gives kids presents or coal good idea.

jillz 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:33

The unsupervised baby is still alive. . . for now. I'd be thankful, but that's just me.

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:33

So how much change can a toddler get in a Wii?

pattheaninal 9

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:35

In Soviet Russia, Wii screws you!

Junomeka 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:36

lmfao, that one actually makes sense

spitfire35 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:45

Wait, so F your life because you have to get a minor repair on your Wii??

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:54

When my nephew was little, he stuffed a slice of pizza into the vcr once. When asked why: I was done eating and didn't want it anymore." My brother gave that kid an ass beating for that.

pattheaninal 9

Thursday 24 December 2009 22:25

Lol to that.

christttinaaaxo 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:10

aha FYL ;(

Desertman123 4

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:17

Buy the console opening kit on ThinkGeek.com.

thatsthegirl 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:37

LOL been there done that. mine was my CD player in my van! (I was cleaning my garage and let my kids play drive to keep them out of trouble. they also coloured my seats with lipstick! at least my garage was clean!) Kids always an adventure!