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By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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By mizzy - 19/11/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

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Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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Today, I offered to help my 15 year-old nephew with taking care of his newborn baby. First thing I see when I enter his room is him playing Mario Kart on his Nintendo Switch, and his child with a full diaper, screaming and crying. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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Sargasm 4

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:14

Soooo... how MUCH change can a toddler stuff into a Wii?!

pattheaninal 9

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:35

In Soviet Russia, Wii screws you!

Comments

tacoman007 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 7:56

For Christ sake, don't get your toddler a game console. I think we all know that a kid so young would much prefer try to destroy it than try to figure out how to actually use it.

KagamiSama 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 20:43

Maybe having a Nintendo Wii when you have a toddler isn't the best idea ever. At least take precautions, like not playing with it when he's awake, only when he's asleep. Because if it'sin front of them, they will go and touch it. And break it. Because toddlers don't give a shit about how fragile it is and stuff, they just smash it apart. xD

epicLulx 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:58

you need a triwing screwdriver. i used it to take apart my wii and mod the case to black

ilikepieanddylan 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 9:55

well you don't have to keep your eye on a toddler 24/7 mabey he was to busy shiting ydi for having a wii

PistenDeer 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:50

Toddlers screw up everything. Because of my sister i lost a year Xbox Live card, a phone, LOTS of my favorite books and like 6 of my assignments for school.

silentsniper441 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 15:42

you can find the security drivers online, don't be like toolless Joe!

sepdps 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:10

hmmm. sounds like your fault to me. maybe you should watch your kid and not be screwing around with other crap. grow up, kay? :)

kayballer 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:46

how much change did the toddler get in the wii?!?

toongirl 4

Monday 18 April 2011 18:46

I agree that the toddler shouldn't really have had a chance to stuff the Wii full of change but have all those people saying 'YDI for not watching your toddler' etc..... where does it say it's his toddler? It could have been a younger sibling in which case, surely it's mainly the parent's responsibility not a sibling?