Miscellaneous: Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely...

By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2017 19:34

Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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MaramaBreaksFace 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:23

Punch her, then vomit. On your dad.

amatayo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:20

so which did you pick cuz I might have done the first to her then my dad

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koala_king 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:20

So what did you do? Vomit on your fist and punch her with it?

lettertjes 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:17

That's so insensitive

mrose57 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:27

Your dad is having male menopause. by the time he's "cured" he will also be broke. Bribe the DJ at the wedding to play the Kayne West song "Goldigger". She'll get your message.

LikelyYourFake 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:22

Sounds like your dad and mother had you when they were really young, and so this isn't unusual. A 40 year old guy marrying a 21 or 22 year old girl can work. Just forget about the age. Move on - but you don't need to call the girl "mom". That's just dumb.

holy_crap 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:45

completely understandable

Shanny_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:57

lol go 4 both of them :P

jaye_elle_quinn 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:13

I am 37... my father starting dating a girl just 2 years older than me when I was 18(he was 42)... I'd known her since I was 9 and we even went to the same schools... didn't like her then, don't like her now... she's been trying to "mother" me since day one... they've been together for 18 1/2 years. It sucks!=P

nuga 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:54

IF the guy didn't have a daughter, I'd say it's not that bad. However, the fact that he has a daughter and is dating someone very close in age to her is wrong because he knows what it's like to be a parent and should consider her and girls in her age group to be "children," but instead he is showing that he finds 'children' of that age to be potential sexual partners. That is definitely on the pedophilic side, and that's what's wrong with it.