Miscellaneous: Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely...

By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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Now I ain't saying she a gold digger...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2017 19:34

Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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Saturday 27 June 2009 12:23

Punch her, then vomit. On your dad.

amatayo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 12:20

so which did you pick cuz I might have done the first to her then my dad

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Chibi_Seme 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:59

Ask for money from her. She is your "mom" after all.

xx3_kellyyy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:56

FYL if this is true, but it definitely sounds a lot like what was said in That Summer by Sarah Dessen.

lmmmr 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 4:12

While legal consent can be given at 18, statistics show that the majority of people do not truly see themselves as adults until 28. A 40 year old dating someone who still thinks of themselves as "a kid" is nearly as disturbing as a 40 year old dating a kid. The maturity difference between the two is incomparable. It is a relationship based solely on sex, and when one partner thinks of themselves as a kid while the other is far, far beyond that state of mind, the sexual relationship is inappropriate.

retardthinkswhat 3

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:02

You should probably go with punnching her in the face and then barfing on her. That might sound mean but she deserves it

ergo_fml 13

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:08

Wtf is wrong with her?

Penance 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:53

*feels a little ill* I wouldn't be surprised if it was my little sister. Serious Electra complex.

Sanrio90 8

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:16

That's completely wrong on her part, even if she was much older. Step-parents aren't entitled as the same respect as normal parents when they come in the kid's life much later. Now I have nothing against age-differences. I'm dating a man 10 years older than myself and I typically prefer older men. That being said, I do admit it is a bit creepy to date someone the same age as your own kid. I would never date a man who had a daughter or son my age; that's creepy as hell. If my own parents decided to date someone my age, I would be at first put off, but in the end it's not my choice. I don't care as long as whoever they date is respectful. This girl is not respectful to the OP at all.