By Anon127 - 12/06/2012 02:40 - United States - Taunton

Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 297
You deserved it 8 053

Same thing different taste

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I prefer elephants. They paint you pictures, share your love for peanuts, can carry you around effortlessly, and can even spray you with water on hot days. Besides, no one will pick a fight with you. That bumper sticker that says "Bitch, I have an elephant" tells everyone that you mean business.

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DrBlack 9

My cat doesn't get a choice - if shes that thirsty she can drink whats in her bowl, know what you mean about the yowling though! Cats can be trained actually it's just a lot harder and has to be done differently. You can always buy a small water fountain - they exist specifically for this reason! Many cats will only drink from running or moving water. I had to buy heavy feeding bowls because mine would knock the bowl all over the place to make it move.

The first cat is always the easiest to train, i don't know why though... Our first cat (ZiDane) is so nice and obedient, our second (Ranger) is nice but annoying, our third (Capricia) just hides if you try to pet her

This sounds like my cat. Well, you know how the story goes - give a cat some food and water and they think they're God.

My dog won't wake up, eat or shit unless I tell it to. Get a dog.

You totally deserved it. Give your cat a bowl of water, and the cheapest canned cat food you can find, and whenever kitty whines, pick it up and place it by the food and water.

Bagged dry food is even less likely to spoil a cat, and your methods seem kind of mean just sayinh

Very true about all pets throwing tantrums. Both huskies I've had are/were great at it. My cats more give me judgemental looks when they want something. But huskies are known for vocal tantrums and it is pretty funny. I do think part of training any animal though, is training ourselves as well. While teaching them, I had to learn to watch for what they were saying with their actions. And just like with kids, I think you have to learn to pick your battles.

middletoe 5

That is how the human-cat relationship has always been. Humans have been the subservient ones since the times of Ancient Egypt, when Catkind first domesticated human beings and taught us to worship them.

mypanda_fml 0