Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim... - FML

By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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By Owen - 07/11/2012 18:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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Rodders_SOTC 1

Saturday 1 September 2012 12:43

That's hot. Hook me up bro'

DocBastard 38

Saturday 1 September 2012 13:19

That's the definition of "confidence" right there! Well, it's either that or "not giving a flying ****". I get the two confused sometimes.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 1 September 2012 14:30

Did she look like a Jelly fish?

missyfiona89 28

Saturday 1 September 2012 14:45

Did u go over to her place uninvited?

SCUBA_Diiver 3

Saturday 1 September 2012 15:15

Damn.

Blue329 15

Saturday 1 September 2012 15:20

Looks like someone is scarred for life

Teyros 24

Sunday 2 September 2012 4:35

You're bad at zombies d:

coolbrony12 3

Saturday 1 September 2012 15:43

My 5-year old brother changes into his bathing suit in front of my friend on purpose. And after he takes his bath, he run out of the bathroom and right for me.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 1 September 2012 16:08

OP's Friend - "Hey man, what's that old rug doing in your pool?" OP - "Let's play inside...."

ziggystar69 3

Saturday 1 September 2012 16:22

Let her swim how she wants??

SmittyJA24 26

Saturday 1 September 2012 16:38

She's not "naked"; she's nude.

klx125cross 9

Saturday 1 September 2012 16:53

Ugh........

Zangetsu67 5

Saturday 1 September 2012 17:25

Well I'm guess ing you're not going to be having friends over any more

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