By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
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DocBastard 38

That's the definition of "confidence" right there! Well, it's either that or "not giving a flying ****". I get the two confused sometimes.

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patrickalamo 47

You two could meet up at the wrinkle room.

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rarrar321 3

She's pretty raw....in a very literal term.

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Inheritance 10

My thought is on if OP had to assist her in swimming, you know so she doesn't drown.

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efemel94 7

17 - wouldn't she be more well done than raw? Hehe

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MDTeddy 13

That is wrong and why does she think it is ok?

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innavoiG 9

Only here in Jersey would something like this happen.

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Teyros 24

76 years of life experience. That truly is beautiful

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XxskyelovexX 13

76- Oh god I didn't see the Jersey thing at first damn I hope I don't run into Op and his/her great aunt o.o

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Look on the bright side... Can't possibly get more awkward now.

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loloalltheway 23

Probably would be more awkward if OP caught her and one of OP friends having sex...

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Stop. You're putting awful images in my head!

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supportcommand 17

Old aunt could have some of her skinny dipping friends over. That would be more awkward right?

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loloalltheway 23

Haha sorry 27, I just needed to state that it could get much, much more awkward

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Forlorn420 9

The aunt also coulda been like 90 years old with boobs that touch the floor and she might have wanted op to rub some lotion on em so they don't up lookin like fried eggs. Dude, it can always get more awkward lol

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EmoSquirrel 7

What if the uncle also liked to swim naked? And so did all the other relatives.... Can't unsee any of that..

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onlychildFTW 33

That's pretty gross. Really nothing else can describe it.

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hopsinlove17 26

Let her have her fun. You should know by now that angry old people make for a lot of hell on your part.

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lovemesomeanth 2

Old people have no shame.

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Mearemoi 14

They really don't, haha. My grandmother always keeps the door to the bathroom wide open when she takes a bath...

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dressedskeleton 10

Well.. I suppose by that age, you really don't need to give a shit about much- YOLO? ;)

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SystemofaBlink41 27

35- I was going to thumb you up but then I saw YOLO....

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Prolux_fml 23

What's with people that say YOLO... Did you guys you think you lived twice or some shit before Drake started saying it???

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trippythehippy 6

At 76 she's earned the right to not give a damn. And the right to seem just a lil off. But still. Offer her an iron when she gets out? Here come the down votes :)

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jokesta187 11

I gave a thumbs up.. Why you ask? I'm insane.

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DollyDope 17

Her house, her pool, her birthday suit!

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Sawarski 13

12 That's all you got out of this FML?

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walmartpaysme 15

Hey idk about where you live, but it's averaging 100 degrees here. A pool sounds really awesome right now.

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Teyros 24

"it's 100 degrees out here and if it gets any warmer I'm gonna kick your ass."

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