Health: Today, I learned that my doctor lost all of my immunization records....

By bureaucratic assfuckery - 04/01/2013 20:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I learned that my doctor lost all of my immunization records. I can't start law school without them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2024 14:00 - Yemen - Sanaa

Today, I found that my medical school has lost its WFME (World Federation for Medical Education) accreditation and my certificate (that I should be obtaining in two years) will be worthless. To pour salt into the wound, I have finals next week and it's hard to stay motivated after this kind of news. FML

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By xXPikachuXx - 22/07/2019 02:01

Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML

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By Whoops - 15/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, it's been several weeks, I went to the doctor for an ear infection and I still don't feel too good. It was then that I realized the doctor forgot to prescribe me medication for said infection. That explains a few things. FML

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By emisara93 - 15/11/2016 00:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the insurance that my husband signed us up with for next year doesn't cover any of our doctors. Now we need to find 4 different doctors who take our insurance. FML

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By meagainsttheworld - 26/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

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By LostSoul - 21/07/2019 12:10

Today, I arrived at the doctor's to schedule surgery to find out my insurance got canceled again. I only just got it reinstated after the last time they screwed up and canceled it. It took me 6 months to get it fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 01:58 - United States

Today, my step-son broke his glasses. Our doctor said he would no longer see us because my step-son is transgender, and a new law in our state allows him to do this. Apparently, it was foolish to be honest on medical forms. Finals are in a month but we have to find a new doctor before he can even study. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2020 14:02 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, my doctor's office called to reschedule. I hate sacrificing work time at all, but I have to have my contraceptive. The appointment had been set back once already due to insurance issues, and having to wait until November means I'm going to run out… so now I sound like a drug addict. FML

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By louie - 31/01/2012 20:17 - United States

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

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By Sally19863 - 30/08/2010 16:18 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 3:30

I wonder if you can sue him? I guess now you'll never know.

shayshayshazam 14

Saturday 5 January 2013 3:29

What a douche doctor!

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1crabbygirl 10

Monday 7 January 2013 7:23

You need to contact your state Board of Health. Your doctor shouldn't be the only one who has them.

_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

Tuesday 8 January 2013 5:43

Shot shot, shot shot shot, shot shot everyboddaayy!! 

_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

Tuesday 8 January 2013 5:45

Shot shot, shot shot shot, shot shot shot everybody!!

Sir_Swaggington 6

Tuesday 5 February 2013 12:03

Shouldn't you have them at home? ...Or is it abnormal for me to have mine?

a_pretty_potato 14

Friday 22 January 2016 23:23

So now what? Does that mean OP will have to get his shots all over again?

lucasjames22 8

Friday 30 June 2017 23:18

that stuff is on a computer. I'm not sure how it could be lost

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