By StefanKa - 09/09/2013 09:30 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I learned that my parrots now can shit horizontally when I found the wall next to the cage covered in feces. FML
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StefanKa 23

OP here, I know that and I let them out all the time but I just didnt expect to find shit between the wall and the cage, where none of them can enter.

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skyeyez9 24

My best friend has an african grey parrot. I have seen that bird purposely press its butt between the cage wires and shit on me as I walked past it. It probably does this same maneuver to purposely crap on your wall. They are feathered demons. It also likes to take the coasters off the coffee table and fling them at me. That bird hates me. I done nothing to harm the bird ever. But I later learned I looked somewhat like its previous owner who supposedly neglected her.

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Squirrel1256 15

First time I read this I thought you said parents instead of parrots. That really changed the FML.

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breakinlegs 19

birds shouldn't be caged and turned into pets. I'm sure you bird wakes up every morning and say FML I wish I free. so u deserve it.

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threer 30

You seem to have a dog. Can anyone here say "hypocrite"?

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breakinlegs 19

I don't have a cage in the back yard where I keep my dog...thank u very much

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SparrowMint 11

So much bird hate. It really depends on the type of bird. You want an easy and friendly bird? Get a dove but be prepared to have it around for twenty years.

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bendapanda 7

All I could think of was the ending of scary movie 2

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tommylover842 23

Even though you didn't read the fml quite right and got thumbed down Im gonna have to say i agree with the point you were trying to make. i hate birds, they're messy, really noisy and just overall annoying in my opinion.

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ninety 25

Birds can be very good pets, but the majority of people don't realize that a lot of them need almost as much attention and discipline/training as a small child does. Or that when they get bored they can develop some bad bahavior and habits.

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zelf_fml 11

Well then. Thank them for the fun, cook em, and eat em. Just hope the horizontal ******** isn't transferable to humans by food...

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cornyrob 33

Ferrets can do that, too, i found out.

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