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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

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By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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Negotiations

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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By 4_and_20_blackbits - 26/08/2013 08:38 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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WinterPerfection 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

I can just TASTE the disease!

SkardeyKat 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:47

Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

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mikeduse 0

Monday 21 November 2011 8:23

Cause the bacteria defensively survives the stove or oven....

caviar_fml 2

Monday 21 November 2011 9:40

do your own cooking? problem solved

VDubbGrrl 4

Monday 21 November 2011 10:56

"the one in charge of the cooking"?? If you are old enough to have roomates you are old enough to cook for your own damn self!

WVU 0

Monday 21 November 2011 12:20

Eww that's nasty

rjdal92 0

Monday 21 November 2011 14:15

I think she's got a point there lol but yeah it is gross

mbrooks5110 0

Monday 21 November 2011 14:59

Ok while gross, if she's cooking the heat will destroy the bacteria. If you're eating salad prepared by her that isn't the case. Anyway, as previously stated start cooking your own food.

darkmis1 17

Monday 21 November 2011 15:52

Why do you just have one person in charge of the cooking? Why don't you just cook your own food?

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 21 November 2011 16:30

Have you ever gone to the bathroom turned on the tap with a potentially shitty hand, scrubbed them clean only to touch the same tap handle that you touched before washing? I wouldn't want to eat someone else's shit for nothing! PS I never touch taps or bathroom doors. Know a girl who went to Mexico with her kids. Missed 3 months of school and work! Dr said it was most likely for the reason I mentioned