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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 569
You deserved it 4 214

Same thing different taste

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WinterPerfection 3
SkardeyKat 3

Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

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thats disgusting ... but is the food at least good ? :p

It's a bit gross but she's actually right. If you don't like it cook yourself.

rubberduckie72 4

she is right. aa long as shs washes after pooping u do boost ur immune system. people are sicker now than ever before. and its because everyone is so germ obssessed and washes and uses antibactrial gel all the time. i only waah most in genrral after going poop and me andy family are rarely sick. i am the cook. look back and think if u have been really sick lately

chels1994 11

either order in or learn to cook, I suppose

Omega_Mus 7

Obviously, she doesn't take into account that touching tainted meat and then touching cooked meat means that the meat is contaminated. When she gets the ***** from salmonella or some other bacteria laugh at her.

Damn, some things are better left unsaid. Although it sounds like the dirt makes it tastes good AND it also boosts your immune system, how awesome is that? Your roommate is so full of win! Next time see if you can get her to toss your salad ^_^

if it hot food all bacteria died of heat