Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking,...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

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By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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Negotiations

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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By 4_and_20_blackbits - 26/08/2013 08:38 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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WinterPerfection 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

I can just TASTE the disease!

SkardeyKat 3

Monday 21 November 2011 0:47

Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

Comments

Kiksters 0

Monday 21 November 2011 5:23

That's just sickening especially knowing she probably doesn't even wash her hands after she takes a shit..... That's one sick and disgusting female

iMagzzzy 0

Monday 21 November 2011 5:27

A women not knowing how to cook right? Inception

lilfreckle7 7

Monday 21 November 2011 5:31

so make your own food. as long as you don't have some weird disease, its not the end of the world. just start cooking for yourself.

lilfreckle7 7

Monday 21 November 2011 5:36

lol, I mean as long as she didn't give you some weird disease

FaraPjJammaz 13

Monday 21 November 2011 5:31

Learn how to cook if you dont wanna eat the stuff she makes with her unsanitary hands!

thebeautybleeds 17

Monday 21 November 2011 5:36

How dare you spell ramen wrong?! D:

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 21 November 2011 5:49

Can she read! When cooking for others wash your Hands to prevent the spread of germs. It's # 1 on the list of things to do to before prepping food! That's why I hardly eat out! I'll cook my own food thank you!