Holidays: Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy....

By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

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By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 02:12 - United States

Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML

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By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML

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Bad trip

By MrGullible - 17/04/2019 00:00

Today, I found out that not only did I pay for my wife to travel overseas to see her brother but to bang some guy half her age as well. FML

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By papersofdivorce - 31/01/2013 17:08 - Peru - Lima

Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML

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Unreasonable

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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Monday 27 July 2009 23:06

Divorce.

Cormophyte 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:49

Know what I love? In reading through these comments and from past experiences with people's attitudes toward cheating I get the general impression that a lot of people (usually women) think that when a woman screws around it's because she's unfulfilled and the guy should fix the relationship. But these same people are usually the first to throw a wild badger at any guy who dares to so much as spank it to some internet ****, let alone withhold sex for two years while (at least) having sex on their COUPLE'S THERAPY GETAWAY.

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Peroxide 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:31

Well the counselling got her to have sex again so at least you got your money's worth

Saturday_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:32

You should've known! You've been married these two years and it didn't fall into your mind that maybe it wasn't her sexdrive that was wrong, but you or the combination of you two? That's so ignorant.

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:34

I hope you have already started the divorce papers. and don't give that bitch anything especially if you have proof of adultery

etantao 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:34

Yes she is a bitch, but you should have left her about a year and a half after there was no sex.

sakurachan04 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:38

While that sucks for you, something tells me you got pwned.

BabaBlackShirt 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:45

DO A BARREL ROLL!

fretforyerlatte 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:54

it doesn't get much worse than that, does it? cheating is unforgiveable on normal grounds but THIS...is horrendous. nobody deserves that. i don't care if you're the biggest asshole in the world. if your spouse is that unhappy, she should have left a long time ago. there's no excuse for what she did.