By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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BlackPowderMedic 5

It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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XSabinX 3

I personally try and go for more of a Shatner thing while laying pipe.

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crazytwinsmom 25

I hope you're being sarcastic. I would be laughing too much at that to continue.

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middlenamefrank 8

You had to LEARN that?

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gemstone586 12

ok, maybe I'm slow, but fml as a whole makes a lot more sense now.... y'all are all a bunch of nerds! no wonder the grammar Nazis and constant technicalities. no hate, tho. my husband's a huge nerd. I love nerds. :) but Klingon in bed would be pretty bad...

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

93, grammar Nazis perform a vital service. They do what they can to rid the Internet of misspellings, malapropisms and solecisms, often in a humorous or sarcastic manner. The interwebs would be an even more annoying place without them.

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gemstone586 12

I give up. y'all are hopeless! I thought the world had become an accepting place. I see that's a huge misconception.

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Dthsapprntc 23

I revel in my hopelessness, it is glorious. I am possibly to overtired to be posting comment at this time.

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Raesin 21

You don't make sense. I thought 'y'all' was redneck slang for 'You're all' as in, 'You are all'. Why are you repeating yourself?

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hunts19ketchup 23

Y'all is you all. It's also not 'redneck slang'.

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pandalover69 26

It's more of a Texas term but honestly I've lived in Texas my whole life and I can count on 1 hand how many times I've used that term. I've always thought it was just a little too improper, kind of like the "word" ain't.

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noelleflores97 12

Speak Elvish next time. Klingon can sound scary sometimes

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Ram_Rod5 6

No man should ever speak Klingon during sex. Like.... Ever.

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Curlytwirly22 17

I'm surprised you even got her to 'get with you' in the first place haha I guess we both have a lot to learn am I right ?

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CanyonRose 16

I woulda probably laughed in this situation but I think it's awesome some people know how to speak Klingon. Or Vulcan for that matter. If they claim to be a 'nerd', they aren't. If they keep it on the downlow but know what you're talking about when you mention it they're really interested.

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buttcramp 21

I'm female, 21 and from Houston.. I've seen tons of fake nerd girls and real nerd girls.. I myself liked the star trek movies but during sex?

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spekledworf 18

I love cars but I don't want a man to go "vroom vroom! " in the bedroom. That's my two cents

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