By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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BlackPowderMedic 5

It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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Opheliae 22

Congratulations on being the first Klingon-speaking nerd to ever have sex.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Oh ye of little knowledge. Nerds get SO MUCH ACTION. You just don't know. I can't count the number of times I caught people in odd places of the hotel during the local anime/Star Teck/Comic/Dr. Who conventions.

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Opheliae 22

I was being sarcastic. But yeah, hook ups definitely go down at Youmacon; the mixture of horny geeks and rave music just gets everybody all hot and bothered. Thankfully it doesn't happen in my hotel room.

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Huntard765 3

You just had the wrong girl that's all.. qamuSHa' :)

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Queen_of_Night 20

Klingon? How is that sexy? Next time whisper to her in Elvish. OMG... I need a man that can speak Elvish...

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brandy76 9

That's awesome! Klingon is a difficult language to learn and it's pretty freaking sexy!

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beyamia 6

If my boyfriend started speaking Klingon during sex, I would feel like I would have to reconsider my life choices

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

The Klingons are a passionate people. yln muSHa'ghach

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mirrorfrost 11

That sounds awesome actually. And I'm a girl. :D

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