By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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BlackPowderMedic 5

It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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TecheyTim 14

Figure that out all on you're own, did ya'??

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Locoluis 15

Klingon is the opposite of French when it comes to sexiness. When you speak Klingon to a girl while you're having sex, it sounds like you're brutally raping her. No matter how much of a nerd you are, you still need to be delicate, tender and loving to a girl.

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StellaNox 16

tlhIngan maH :-D!! I cant decide whats more attractive - Klingon or wookiee :-/

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foxfur 25

sadly all I can think of is how much I wish I could speak Klingon...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

You know, I think if a woman spoke Klingon to me during sex I'd find that a turn-on.

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AbbyL 7

I didn't know anyone COULD speak Klingon! I can't pronounce half the words in Star Treck

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MadBroxx 2

I'd pretty much just ****** on the spot, myself. But only if it's correctly spoken-- if I'm not covered in spit speckles, you're probably pronouncing your Klingon wrong.

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hockey7468 7

Dude, listen: I'm a nerd(I mean just look at my profile pic) But you NEVER and I mean NEVER! Go that far

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anthony99 14

What's the Klingon translation for "you're gonna die a virgin"?

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