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Figure that out all on you're own, did ya'??
Klingon is the opposite of French when it comes to sexiness. When you speak Klingon to a girl while you're having sex, it sounds like you're brutally raping her. No matter how much of a nerd you are, you still need to be delicate, tender and loving to a girl.
That right there, is dead on. Good job
tlhIngan maH :-D!! I cant decide whats more attractive - Klingon or wookiee :-/
You know, I think if a woman spoke Klingon to me during sex I'd find that a turn-on.
I wish someone would speak Klingon to me.
I didn't know anyone COULD speak Klingon! I can't pronounce half the words in Star Treck
I'd pretty much just ****** on the spot, myself. But only if it's correctly spoken-- if I'm not covered in spit speckles, you're probably pronouncing your Klingon wrong.
Dude, listen: I'm a nerd(I mean just look at my profile pic) But you NEVER and I mean NEVER! Go that far
I wouldn't mind... I love Star Trek
What's the Klingon translation for "you're gonna die a virgin"?
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Maybe she is a Romulan?
It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.