Sex and Intimacy: Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your...

By sexyfail - 26/01/2010 08:59 - Australia

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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A for effort

By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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You want a piece of me?

By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML

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By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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croso88 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:32

tell him to shave

ThE_C_Lo 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:41

how the hell is that sexy? give him a lap dance, give him head, and let him tear ur ass up. that's sexy! case closed YDI btw

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barca01 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:57

shiit that ******* sucks

uhohuscrewedup 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:07

haha ewww hope u got all of it out from between ur teeth

BadPinkKitty07 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:23

g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s yeah! oh, the flossy flossy!

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:35

shaving leaves razor burn, using a beard trimmer on set 0 or 1 works just as well

Some___Guy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:32

That's something you had to *learn* ? No ****, Sherlock. I hope you'll be able to pick up the pieces of your f****d life and move on.

kayladance101 13

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:06

thats just gross.

musicmaniac925 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:38

ewww... just do that to the rest and he'll be shaved in no time ;-)

joshhh11 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:44

BALL HAIR

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:56

I thought you Aussies were supposed to know what you are doing Down Under ;) Sorry that your man has pubes that are longer than his ****. I hope you can control your lusty aggression when you attempt a tea-bag or rim job.