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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

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By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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luna_y_mar 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:03

that guy(Easter bunny) gots skills!!

dreamering 16

Monday 25 April 2011 9:14

I’m sorry to say it OP, but it seems that you have smoked too much. Please wake up and explain again what happened.

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luna_y_mar 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:03

that guy(Easter bunny) gots skills!!

nate_msm 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:24

yer right he got skills.

DanDanGoesRawr 0

Monday 25 April 2011 10:06

that's ******* epic!! :D

ceinaworus 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:54

it was obviously a yeti. not a person. gosh.

smellymellyy 7

Monday 25 April 2011 13:48

he is my hero

FAILml 7

Monday 25 April 2011 14:48

he's ******* hilarious

insanesna1l 0

Monday 25 April 2011 14:51

Yeti was dressed in a bunny outfit.

F14Shado 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:24

the Easter bunny is winning. OP is failing.

BurtonX56 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:54

He's fuckiiing awesome

FailBear920 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:16

I woulda shit a brick or an easter egg!

Mr_awsome 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:44

thts ******* the best thing ever thtguy is such a badass

epicskier 3

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:34

That's snowboarders for u :)

zealove 7

Tuesday 25 October 2016 14:01

Hitting other people on the slopes is barely a skill. OP - go get him and make some bunny stew

lamAzn 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:04

Atleast you got some eggs for Easter, =/.

Garayy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:22

Yeah, but they were raw, shitty, and messy.

lamAzn 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:37

bettah than nothing, right?

Garayy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:43

Eh, kinda, if you want to be optimistic.

Phaphon 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:03

lmfao. fyl

Razman201 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:48

Wooo Free Easter Egg FTW =P

LuckyLogic 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:05

Ski after him and humped him like a bunny.

BooGhosted 0

Monday 25 April 2011 10:25

that doesn't surprise me coming from someone with that picture haha

smellymellyy 7

Monday 25 April 2011 13:51

winn^

blackarrow_fml 7

Monday 25 April 2011 9:06

you got a compensatory easter egg. that pretty much never happens when i get hurt :(

ydi_4_suking 20

Monday 25 April 2011 11:52

i agree. i usually just fall and eat shit when snowboarding.... i wish i had gotten some easter eggs to soothe my wounds

THEMTCHELL 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:07

no that was the pagen bunny.

Airborn0280 18

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:52

LMAO, good one

Airborn0280 18

Monday 25 April 2011 9:09

LOL, that's awesome.

fmart 0

Monday 25 April 2011 17:49

tru dat u should be happy op lol

whybother8 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:09

fyl.

lamAzn 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:31

There's a button call You totally deserved it.

desilovesandy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:12

rofl.

dreamering 16

Monday 25 April 2011 9:14

I’m sorry to say it OP, but it seems that you have smoked too much. Please wake up and explain again what happened.

The_Voytek_Bear 14

Monday 25 April 2011 9:17

Was there a Starate near by? ^^

The_Voytek_Bear 14

Monday 25 April 2011 9:20

I meant Stargate*

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