By Battlebarney - 22/09/2016 10:58 - United States - Washington

Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
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WinterChild 20

I was going to try and come up with something witty but "she puts that shit on everything" takes this one.

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Catdragon 40

I've spilled perfume on my ****** and it burned liked satan's asshole, I cannot imagine the pain of hot sauce on the balls.

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flammaefata 20

I must say I'm quite curious to find out how you managed that?

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CastaP 12

Firstly: What? Secondly: Why?! Lastly: How?!

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Twisted_Angel 17

i'm sure you can guess "how"

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cuz803 44

Holy shit! That sucks, but you should've use protection

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SneakyDeath 15

On the bright side, it is treatable. You should talk to your girlfriend and make sure she get tested for STDs.

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Narutoexd 13

Maybe she put hot sauce on your balls to throw you off? Good luck op

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tmj25789 23

Hot sauce sounds terrible and a horrible prank. Gonorrhea on the other hand, I would have a talk about to your girlfriend, if you contracted it from her, what is going on.

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tmj25789 23

Obviously. Hah. Someone though gave it to the other and was unfaithful.

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hanslicktenstein 21

hope you can get it cured before it eats your dick off

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manuwish 9

ew..haha chili balls for those who like it spicy..sorry bout your STD..guess she's gotta go(..norrhea)

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