Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see...

By Peekaboo - 26/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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By Phazzer - 16/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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Spaghetti7 5

Friday 26 August 2011 23:09

Write "F*ck off" on the window in permanent marker.

fanceh 10

Friday 26 August 2011 23:11

hire a really old nasty guy to get undressed in the window the next day. that'll teach him.

Comments

HectorRC 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:07

The peeping Tom aside, who said that was a rule?!!! Unless you're under a year old playing Peek-A-Boo, you should know that just cause you close your eyes, it doesn't mean you're invisible!!!

MissyBoo13 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:36

what a creep

Lolpizza_fml 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:45

Peekaboo! I see you!

starfish7 18

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:47

I understand! I recently found out that my neighbor's 15-year-old son has been watching my boyfriend and me from his bathroom window into my bedroom window when my blinds are open. Good thing I just moved!