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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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fayettie 3

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

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MuffyStJacques 0

I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

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pennguitarist14 0

I'd say divorce her. Atleast the court will probably be in your favor if she tried to put you in harm's way.

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Ashling06_fml_fml 0

The fact that you leave skid marks makes me wonder how you have a wife.

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TequilaLullaby 0

go puke in her mouth

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Cenobyte 10

I bet OP's wife has never actually used his toothbrush to clean the toilet. I bet the threat alone is enough to make the OP clean up after himself. OP's wife ftw!

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XScarlet 4

That's ****** up, however I see her logic. clean up after yourself you dirty slob!

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Calyx_fml 21

She doesn't respect you at all. Leave her.

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DriftingTaco 0

That's not just wrong, in fact it's illegal. you should sue her.

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versace_chick 0

Your comment : ew so does she make out with you??. cuz then atleast u dont know but she does. and did u think that you just have a shit flavoured toothpaste??

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