Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my...

By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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You deserved it 50 052

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 399

You deserved it 5 428

By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 214

You deserved it 164

By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 545

You deserved it 2 121

By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 158

You deserved it 1 563

By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 665

You deserved it 5 983

By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 175

You deserved it 4 294

Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 112

You deserved it 568

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 021

You deserved it 5 246

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 843

You deserved it 6 289

By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 311

You deserved it 27 716

fayettie 3

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:16

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

MuffyStJacques 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 12:26

I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

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WildThang6 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 9:44

That's just plain wrong...

kimmmi91 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 10:06

well u obviously don't brush ur teeth enough if u didn't notice and u should clean up after ur self anyways who made it her job to clean up ur shit stains?

CharismaticCutie 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 11:20

Sooo basically f her life too! Cause she is kissing poop mouth. The word disgusting is an understatement for this situation.

M1NDY 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:11

That's grounds for DIVORCE right there! What a Byatch!

Attica 20

Sunday 3 April 2011 13:42

it says "IN" the toilet

Xpensive 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 14:01

future referance, flash again after the first one, failure

ButterBabeyCup 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 14:13

Eew !! That's Disgusting ! You poor, poor person ! That's ferral even if you are leaving skiddies in the toilet !

xdust 4

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

dump her.

benny92 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:06

That'll teach you not to be a sexist, and clean your own shit!

gammielikeoh 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:40

skid marks?

pennguitarist14 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:38

Yeah like shit stains.

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML

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You deserved it 3 230

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

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You deserved it 5 275

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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You deserved it 3 405

Same thing different taste

Ouch

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