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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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fayettie 3

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

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MuffyStJacques 0

I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

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onikage_666 0

pimp slap that hoe, keep her in line.

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Rhaunbeen 0

If it's true, I believe you should really use the term ''ex wife'' in a near future. Brown toothpaste ain't the ''I show you my love'' type of gift you give to your husband.

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coolhwip_cheez 2

use her toothbrush.

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annihil8or 15

Use her toothbrush to wipe ur butt?

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numberswoman 14

If they're IN the toilet bowl, she's nuts. if they're ON the toilet seat, then you deserve whatever justice she doles out!

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varkey 7

that is so ****** up... leaving those shouldn't be a poisoning offense... however, you should flush twice if you notice skid marks... but your wife is ****** up, leave her, and i don't understand why there are so many more YDIs on this

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