Work: Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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By notahero - 09/01/2015 04:40 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML

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By HellaBomber91 - 20/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 22:16 - Canada

Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

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By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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SillyTadpole 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:06

People who like Snooki shouldn't be in positions of power. Ever.

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:09

Sounds like a shitty. . . *lowers sunglasses* Situation.

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Emo_Girl01 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:39

I love ur pfrofile pic

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:41

Your boss likes Snooki that much? How is this person in a position of power? Unless your boss is a seventeen year old McDonald's employee, I can't comprehend this.

BellaBoo8275 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:28

Your cat as a mustache!!!!! Thats adorable! :3D

Strafeh 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:46

YDI for knowing Jersey Shore characters.

badactor009 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:52

People have an opinion of Snooki? Actual people that can think? Really? You made this up, right?

Radek18 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:54

I love your username! Disturbed! ../

HooahGal 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:55

Is your boss a drunken midget as well?

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:06

I don't get why people "despise" her. I don't really like Snooki either, but I don't absolutely despise her. It's not like she did anything to me.

Froggirl14 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:13

Ikr she's an entertaining freak

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:36

Yeah, I watch Jersey Shore because it's entertaining to see the whole drama go down there. It's hilarious to me and I love when I see them get in fights.

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:16

Get a new boss, A boss is above that crap! A boss talks about the best sports teams and Pits their favorite team against yours without judgement but with sportsmanship. Not discuss crappy tv that is the lowest standard american cable has to offer.