Work: Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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By HellaBomber91 - 20/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 22:16 - Canada

Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

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By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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SillyTadpole 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:06

People who like Snooki shouldn't be in positions of power. Ever.

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:09

Sounds like a shitty. . . *lowers sunglasses* Situation.

Comments

how2info 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:38

I would fear for my job too...

kansah 25

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:47

Looks like you've got your self a situation.

Nickel05 15

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:05

you dont want to work for someone who is stupid enough to like snooki. i totally agree with op about despising her.

Alex13Morgan 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:15

only in USA

sneakymcpothead 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:15

I love snooki :)

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:46

I probably would have said "In my opinion, Snooki is a scum sucking Neanderthal & uglier than a mud fence....just like those kardashian biotches" they all make me wanna puke, just looking @ them @ don't have the brains of a pet rock....sure, money but no brains. Lol.

sandmancometh 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 10:59

All reality tv shows suk. Almost as bad as snooki herself.

DrDilllonReese 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 13:23

130- I forgot wanting to save lives makes me an ass.

mic203 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 13:46

i dnt knw what snooki is bt with a name like that **** snooki,get another job and punch him(ur boss) in the face like "hey snooki take this",KNOCK-OUT!