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Same thing different taste
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Spray air freshener??
Sounds like a shitty situation
She's putting an strong smell to hide something... I doesn't matter if it's air freshener or something else
SURPRISE! Mom's a drug dealer. Have a nice day.
Nothing like that fresh scent!
Creeper ^^^
She can't air them out outside?
Not if she doesn't want the cops to see...
Herbs smell like dung? O.o But putting that aside, just open the window when she's gone, taking a shower, or sleeping if you can. if she catches you say you were feeling way too warm/hot. Good luck OP.
I think what you meant to say was " why doesn't your mother not allow you to open your window?" I think o.0 ....
No, that is a double negative. It should simply read "Why doesn't your mother allow you to open the window?"
go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice
Lots of broccoli?
I suggest air freshener and maybe hang some of those nice smelling things you hang in your car, around your room.
Open a ******* window anyway you spineless twerp.
so much unnecessary anger :/
Just because you disrespect your parents doesn't mean the rest of us do.
Skunk weed sounds like she dosnt want the neighbours knowing
You need to buy that new Febreze that can cover up any type of smell (well that's what they say on the commercials)
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go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice
Spray air freshener??