By Anonymous - 20/07/2018 12:00 - Canada - Ancaster

Today, I refilled a water glass I'd left out on the counter and took a long drink. At the end, I felt something spongy and panicked. When I spit it all out into the sink, a huge centipede was staring back at me. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

It could have been worse, friend. The centipede could have been a human one.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

It could have been worse, friend. The centipede could have been a human one.

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zuckerburg 21

Well, I bet you I can get the OP to be in a human centipede. I don't even have to trick him or anything.

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like you put your foot in your mouth — a hundred times over.

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d3rpb0t 10

Sounds like that was tequila, and you got the worm at the bottom.

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cornyrob 33

The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"

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cornyrob 33

The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"

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cornyrob 33

The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"

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Yudith 24

Centipede probably thought it was a miracle. Think Jonas inside the whale.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Which one? There's three Jonas Brothers.

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commandpriority 5

Oh **** that! No more water for me!!! Just beer!

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wHSKitty 11

Not if you don’t notice that a cigarette butt was put on in a can... in my case, it was a soda can.

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chris_lillo 15

This is why clear cups are a must!

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tarabella 7

Uuuhhh...better out than in, i guess?

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Kitkat2723 33

This must be fake. Canada only consists of Justin Trudeau and moose herds, not scary creatures. ;)

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Davros 12

Centipede to drunk friends : "Your not gonna fucken believe what happened to me last night"

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