By vibratorgirl - 08/03/2009 01:15 - United States

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Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 097
You deserved it 73 917

Same thing different taste

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If your dad catches it your F'd. But if your mom catches it she might just hide it for you. hide it in her Vajay-jay

liquidpaper 0

Could be worse. Unless your parents are the freaky religious masturbation-is-a-sin type, in which case FYL.

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@12, Being worried what your parents might think of you and being "mature" (has nothing to do with being mature, but with having needs) are two things that are completely seperate things. And everyone deserves absolute privacy if they ask for it. It has also to do with trust in one another.

Yeah, #12... I don't think you quite understand what was being said? Ditto what number #13 said.

wow. to miss a bright pink vibrator on the dresser? that takes real skill. But if worse come to worst then you will always have your hand ;)

Don't worry. They will think it is just a huge lipstick(with gloss)..... haahahahahahahaha

lolololcheese 0

omg that sucks but you can always use something else until you get it back.

Eh, it's only 90 minutes. My school is five and a half hours away from my parents house, you can actually do the drive in one day while it would take me three to driver to school, drive back home and grab it and then drive back to school.

Oh, damn, well, use your hands in the meantime.

TheNameless_fml 0

90 minutes really isn't that far. I'd go back the next day or on the weekend or something.

have any siblings? blame it on them, it'd be really funny if you had a brother, haha ,just the thought makes me laghe. "son your sister says the vibrater is yours, do you have ang thing you need to tell me?" hahahahaha

OP: Stop whining, go home and get it. Tell them you forgot something else and grab that, too. If they've found it before you get back, oh well. Live with it. This isn't much of a FML. They'll get over it, you will too. #13, I have to kinda echo #12 on the privacy thing. You can ask for your privacy while you're at home and expect it, but once you're gone it's your parents house and they can do whatever they want in your room. You're right, it's a trust thing, and demanding that your parents stay out of your room while you're not there is not very trusting. Also, no one "deserves" absolute privacy from their *parents.* That's just a fact of life. XD On the other hand (to disagree with part of what #12 said), if you're 18 you're old enough to own a vibrator. Telling someone they're too immature to own one is like telling them they're too immature to **********, which is just dumb if they're 18. #19, I go to school 16 and a half hours away from home and I've made that drive straight through at least 5 times on my own. (Twice without cruise control... damn that was a pain in the ass.) You could make your trip three times in a single day, or at least two times easily. It's just not particularly fun.