Intimacy: Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college....

By vibratorgirl - 08/03/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 10:00 - United States - Okemos

Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML

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By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor appointment in the morning. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my vibrator rolled out of my bag so far down the table that I couldn’t catch it, and had to run round the table to grab it by leaning between two of my male coworkers. That vibrator lives under my bed, so the only way it could've got in my work bag would be my boyfriend pranking me. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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Houdrummer 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 11:41

If your dad catches it your F'd. But if your mom catches it she might just hide it for you. hide it in her Vajay-jay

liquidpaper 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 11:27

Could be worse. Unless your parents are the freaky religious masturbation-is-a-sin type, in which case FYL.

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wrestler_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:18

damn that sux... shouldnt have used a vibrator, huh? god getting ya

jim_witness 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:19

Yea, my mom packed up all my stuff one day and found my "sleeve" with the ****. Fortunately she found it with the younger MILF neighbor. You have to look for he good in any situation.

jl12345 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 20:25

are u all retarded? i dont think she was complaining about the 90 min like it was so far to drive in general...just pointing out how far she'd driven before she realized. and im sure many parents go into their kids rms when they arent there, not to snoop but to tidy up or something. obviously an embarrassing situation.

HIMnHER 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 21:53

so what at least you are having solo sex then with a partner.

gangstabby01 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:43

question: if you were driving, how or why did you notice you left it in the first place..? shouldnt you notice those things when your unpacking and not driving? its not like you needed it at that time..

allisonjean 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:09

it could've just been one of those random things you think of, it's happened to me before. a couple of times i've been about an hour and a half into a car trip, when i realize i forgot my straightener at home. happens to everyone. To the OP: 90 minutes really is not that far. You could drive that like, ten times a day, or more. I drive 90 minutes every few weeks, spend the day there, then drive home. big whoop. it's not that far. after driving three days to florida, 90 minutes speeds by.

Callyn 47

Monday 9 March 2009 0:13

#23, I know I could make it if I really wanted to, but after 5 hours on the road I want to kill myself or someone else. I would never even try a round trip in one day or else I'd be worried that I might actually just run someone off the road when they did something stupid.

spiggle4 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:07

ooooooooooo man.. i know how that is. fyl

khaldun 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:13

Callyn, been there, done that. Well, the wanted to part. XD Fortunately by 2am the roads clear out for the most part and I get to play "dodge the truck drivers that are nodding off." =P

persekore 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:17

Ach, I feel your pain. I came back to school after summer vacation in another province and realised after a week that the only place I could have possibly left my vibrator was in the futon I use as a bed now ... there was no possible way it would go unnoticed, because when I'm at school it gets remade as a couch, but my mother never said anything. It just vanished off into the ether. ^^;