Intimacy: Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college....

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By vibratorgirl - 08/03/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 10:00 - United States - Okemos

Today, I realized that the only place my missing vibrator can be is at the house of the people I just dogsat for. In their spare room. Which also serves as their kids' playroom. FML

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By Handblocked - 04/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my vibrator rolled out of my bag so far down the table that I couldn’t catch it, and had to run round the table to grab it by leaning between two of my male coworkers. That vibrator lives under my bed, so the only way it could've got in my work bag would be my boyfriend pranking me. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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Houdrummer 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 11:41

If your dad catches it your F'd. But if your mom catches it she might just hide it for you. hide it in her Vajay-jay

liquidpaper 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 11:27

Could be worse. Unless your parents are the freaky religious masturbation-is-a-sin type, in which case FYL.

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soggywoffles 0

Monday 9 March 2009 8:44

Why did u even bring your vibrator there? You can't last a couple days without it?

FMLgirl_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 17:10

you can always back yourself up by saying "hey i can't get pregnant and i cant get STDs" they cant get mad at your for being safe...right?

bakersfield 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:01

@4 hey-oh

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

If your parents leave your college in a car traveling 55 miles per hour and you left your ***** on the bed at their house 45 miles away. You leave your college 10 minutes behind them traveling at 80 miles per hour. If your parents eyesight is only 10/20, what are the odds you get their first??

yplasencia21 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 5:36

Hahaha, if your dad finds it you are in serious trouble but if your mom finds it she might start using it for you. ;)

jesseeros 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:06

Ummmmm WHY did you realize this in your car? Quicky in the car lol?

summer66_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:44

drive back......fast...........and say u forgot ur toothbrush or something.....tho that probably isnt a good excuse cuz u could always buy a new one......idk just say u forgot something......