By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

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Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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Beastz0r 7

Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.

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spitfire35 3

if it's his first time too, give him a break!

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sexual_girl 15

First of all, faking gets you no where. Have fun never getting an ******, because you fail at communication with your boyfriend. Secondly, 15 minutes really isn't that long. It can take anywhere from 30-60 minutes for a girl to ******. I suggest talking to your boyfriend, and trying new things.

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inserclevername 2

Sounds like you guys are young, inexperienced or both, but if you don't talk about it nothing good will come from it.

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vampire1618 5

I once got fingered for over an hour, the guy was impressive and I learned I could squirt, multiple times. but yeah faking it doesn't help anyone.

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flowerfliff 18

I'm sorry but it just sounds weird when you say that somebody "fingered" you.

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bunnybean12321 18

dont worry, its acctually very common, I personally had trouble reaching ****** when I woukd be with my girlfriend at first, even just touching myself, people can gey "shy" like you can be comfortable, but your bod subconciously is like "noooo, theres someone around, you vant do this" and it stops you from peaking, and if hes that bad at it, try giving pointers, help guide him to sensetive places and talk about what helps and doesnt help

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rupertajm90 15

if you don't let him know how to do it right, he'll keep on doing it the wrong way

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