By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 634
You deserved it 6 407

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.

if it's his first time too, give him a break!

Comments

ChaosInACT 1

*sigh* and now that's all you'll ever get since you did such a great job being a liar. He'll never get better now. Your stuck with it....

I have comments about all of this. A. I understand how a woman can feel pressured by her boyfriend to allow him to finger her. In most experiences, these are teens who aren't ready for this kind of stuff but do not have the nerves to tell their man they are not ready. OP, for future reference don't do things you aren't ready for. B. You should never fake an ******. I have been with my boyfriend for over a year and have still not had an ****** yet. But with him knowing this, we are working together to find out what I like and what he does that feels good to me.

coletrain11 5

I feel your pain. I do not enjoy being fingered myself (kinda just makes me need to pee o.O) but you shouldn't have faked ******. Just let him know that thats not the way to get you off :) trust me, he wont mind finding other ways ;) Also try not doing that singularly, do it while making out so you are aroused and more likely to enjoy it. You have to let you're boy know that you don't like some things. He may be insulted but if you start down this road of miscommunication now the sex is going to SUCK

Now that you have faked an ******, he's going to think he's a sex god. Congrat-****-ulations.

aquaman95 7

ahh virgins just get it out the way wrap up and do it it will improve your future and save alot of time and tension from the future it is not the 80s

Sucks lol. Well at least u were getting some attention and didn't get recorded jerking off until I came by your sisters friend like I did.

Wanna fake ****** every time? Or tell him after the first time.

The_9th_Doctor 18

I guess he doesn't know to press the button while riding the elevator