Pregnancy and Love: Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and...

By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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You deserved it 28 944

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

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You deserved it 5 134

No way

By SingleSoon - 08/01/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML

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You deserved it 342

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 037

Our house

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 19:22 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

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You deserved it 3 594

Scumbag

By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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You deserved it 346

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 11:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

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You deserved it 8 346

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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You deserved it 6 217

Intruders!

By wtf babe? - 29/06/2020 14:02

Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML

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You deserved it 166

Cost of living crisis

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 05:00

Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML

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You deserved it 139

By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

kelardy 11

Sunday 28 February 2016 12:28

... his girlfriend is Underage And Pregnant? And you've Not called the cops on his ass for having sex with a minor? You wouldn't have to deal with him anymore once he's in jail for statutory rape.

laurenemilyy 17

Sunday 28 February 2016 12:16

He sounds pathetic OP. Kick them both out until he grows a pair. Best of luck.

Comments

dragoongirl90 34

Monday 29 February 2016 2:49

What the **** is wrong with you? Call the cops!!!

PonyTails13 3

Monday 29 February 2016 3:23

if she's underage, you could report him, but that could bring more drama...

BartmanSJ 2

Monday 29 February 2016 3:49

Do you have life insurance on him? I feel an accident coming on....

Sydd1799 16

Monday 29 February 2016 4:33

set a good example for your kid and kick him out OP, don't wanna raise a son thinking that his behaviour is okay

Grisha_fml 18

Monday 29 February 2016 5:12

you really should get rid of him, for legal reasons. Or else he will have squatter rights.

joshklander 11

Monday 29 February 2016 5:15

sorry OP! Had you given us a follow-up sooner, I would not have dished out that cruel insult. I don't think you are stupid anymore. LOL I'm glad that things are going well for you and your son. As for everyone else, I think the voting needs !to change somehow!

sophie_doll 19

Monday 29 February 2016 5:17

Woman up... Don't let him do that set a good example for your son you are stronger than that! Your husband will continue to take advantage of your good heart if you let him so don't you are much better than that