Food, Pizza and Scams: Asshole Design

Asshole Design

By thehaystackerine - 01/03/2020 12:00

Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML

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You deserved it 308

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Same thing different taste

By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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You deserved it 352

By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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You deserved it 7 573

By mapleleafs34 - 17/01/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

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You deserved it 7 331

OK, well, goodbye

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 14:02

Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML

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You deserved it 212

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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You deserved it 3 199

Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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You deserved it 558

By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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You deserved it 5 604

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

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You deserved it 258

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 23:03 - United States - Chester

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

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You deserved it 9 763

ahabsfan 14

Sunday 1 March 2020 12:41

It’s pepperoni pizza, not pepperonis. Truth in advertising.

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 1 March 2020 16:19

Me. QT. Particularly the one that's second closest to my best friend's because they have every flavor of slushie for the kids.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Sunday 1 March 2020 12:41

It’s pepperoni pizza, not pepperonis. Truth in advertising.

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 3 March 2020 18:34

Pepperoni is plural. And it's a vegetable.

Hugball 22

Sunday 1 March 2020 13:39

more important : what kind of social weirdo has a " favorite gas station" ...that sounds...odd. its not a movie or a mall lol

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 1 March 2020 16:19

Me. QT. Particularly the one that's second closest to my best friend's because they have every flavor of slushie for the kids.

Hugball 22

Sunday 1 March 2020 16:34

haha ok slushies get a point

Yolanda Patrice Evans 17

Sunday 1 March 2020 16:54

I have a favorite gas station too... there’s one right act the street from my neighborhood but I will still drive 2 miles down the road because it’s clean, great service, good food, & they’re never out of anything... so yea it makes sense 😊