By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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macallan8 0

hahaha and how old is your son?

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iLazy 0

Tell your boss your car is damaged and you must use your own car. Indirect promotion to undercover cop.

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tr3vst3r 5

arrest him, and arrest yourself while you're at it

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ConradDavid 1

don't tell people to die mkay tellin people to die is bad mkay

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lalasha10 0

D.I.E die die die die die die die die.

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llCHR15ll 0

that tattoo looks like it was ever so slightly painful

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xxchrisxx18 0

that tattoo is so cool! I just got one on my forearm and it took like 2 and 1/2 hours. I can't imagine how long that took

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Eggers 2

hehe funny mental images. "what are you doing son? stop!!!!!" *keeps driving*

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Kingspin 0

Bring out the handcuffs!

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turbosupra 0

only two options from here... you're going to have the best driver in the world... or, the worst. there will be no middle ground. LOL

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Slythrr 0

he got that from you jk haha

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johnson94 5

^ wants the attention of creepy old men.

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sensoon15 7

144- was thinking that maybe, just maybe, short shorts was gay. (not against gays, for all those "serious" people out there)

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ElenaBeattie 0

wow that sucks

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HU4L188 0

atleast it was urs

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rawrrawrrachael 0

well that wasn't smart :/

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emmiep1011 7

why wouldn't you have taken the wheel to steer away from your parked car? stupid

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hockeyrocks39 0

Maybe it happened at the last second and there wasn't time... "stupid" Kind of like how your Dad tried to pull out but didn't in time and here you are... FTW

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emmiep1011 7

hmm maybe but you're just some cum your mom should have swallowed. STUPID

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kouklistax3 2

123. your my hero for the day.

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