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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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By ihatekids - 20/04/2015 16:57 - United States - Billerica

Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 17:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML

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By bym5052 - 15/07/2011 00:28 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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llCHR15ll 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 16:01

sofa king we tar did!!!!!!!

macallan8 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 16:00

hahaha and how old is your son?

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hussbogman 0

Monday 30 May 2011 1:45

ydi for being a cop

Hockaday 0

Monday 30 May 2011 2:19

ydi for being a pig.

fishboy123 7

Monday 30 May 2011 3:15

this makes no sense. you let him drive to your house from another location and he hit your squad car...odd

tae123 0

Monday 30 May 2011 5:04

wait your a cop, yet you let your under aged son drive you home? wow smart move on your part(:

structuredchaoz 4

Monday 30 May 2011 5:31

Well to be fair at least it wasn't someone elses squad car...

sblhaine 0

Monday 30 May 2011 5:33

atleast it was your son

stillfedupfromla 3

Monday 30 May 2011 6:10

Score one bad guys:)

chakdeindia 3

Monday 30 May 2011 6:34

cops ruin lives

mightymart 5

Monday 30 May 2011 8:16

at least it was your car and youre a cop so you dont have to care for the law... imagine if you were a normal person , youd be into a truckload of problems

LexusRenee 6

Monday 30 May 2011 9:47

nationwide is on your side :-) or are you in allstate's hands ? o.O

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