By Anonymous - 06/05/2011 18:09 - Saudi Arabia

Spicy
Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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42- That comment was made so much better by the cat in your picture.

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mbusey 20

That is absolutely my new favourite euphemism. Thank you for that.

I can literally last all day- I start to get scared when I do...

hahahahaha lmfao #201 is ******* killing me hahahaha cant stop laughing

I dead ass thought you meant actually spanking a ferret!! I was shaking my head saying "that ferret is going to **** you up" Lol then I read the rest.

I thought that Masturbation in any Muslim country is illegal

iworryaboutyou 4

Who the hell refers to it as "spanking the ferret" !?