By Darth Spasticus - 14/11/2015 09:12 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML
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Idiotskillme 20

I wonder if someone could catch stupid from him...

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loko0909 13

He needs to do some research. Its not like an STI, you can't pass it from person to person like that.

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Idiotskillme 20

I wonder if someone could catch stupid from him...

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blackonblight 32

There is a virus that lowers brain function about the same as intoxication, if I remember right. So in theory you can catch stupid.

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loko0909 13

He needs to do some research. Its not like an STI, you can't pass it from person to person like that.

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Mauskau 35

I think some UTIs can be spread sexually though, well the bacteria anyway. Most are caused by poor hygiene.

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turtle_darkness 17

Actually it can be passed person to person like that.

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loko0909 13

whoops, maybe I need to do some more research :)

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loko0909 13

research done, and it cannot in fact be passed through sexual contact. gotta love the internet!

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

There's also lots of causes and poor hygiene is not the most common cause. Other health issues may also raise the risk of uti such as diabetes, or in my case a spinal injury. Also majority of females will experience a uti at some point in their life... doesn't mean they're unhygienic. Come on people research, it's handy.

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dafluckster 6

No it is not like an STD.

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gracehi 31

I thought a man could pass a UTI onto a woman, but not the other way around because I man's urethra is involved in sexual intercourse, but a woman's isn't. Or did "The Green Mile" lie to me?

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sylvienoir 18

I don't think men pass it along, but women can get UTIs from having sex generally if they don't pee afterwards to get the bacteria out of the urethra, since bacteria can get shoved up there from...the, yknow, motions.

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9a_1z 12

UTIs can be a recurring problem for some women, the last thing they need is the stigma that they're dirty and unhygienic people, check your facts before you start spreading that silliness please.

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Xamry14 10

No, the reason he couldn't have intercourse with his wife in the movie is because it was too painful.

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ThatHorse 15

I completely agree #3. However the boyfriends research likely consists of tv shows as I've personally seen a tv sitcom mention that UTI's can only be caught by men during sexual intercourse with an infected female. I know that's not true but most people will assume a tv show does their research.

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pirup 13

I've heard that too, it's a popular theory. Still pretty rude of him to call you out like that.

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invadermaythe1st 35

How did he call her out, if there isn't a possible way she could've given it to him? Dumbass.

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pirup 13

Well, he did call her out by blaming her for it. It was just a false accusation

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FredTheFHRITPGuy 10

The community for this app is ******* hilarious. Everybody takes everything so seriously like your calling him a dumbass for saying that he called her out lol.

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townailz 16

Most idiotic thing I've heard in a while

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ACommenter 7

He probably needs to catch some common sense

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lexred 30

He surely must have been very tensed then to say such a horrible thing to u. Dont Worry...talk among urselves and sort it out.

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R2Y2 22

OP's boyfriend sounds ******* stupid. OP should tell him how it is and if he can't swallow that pill, well too bad.

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oiler 21

Good thing you didnt get his stupidity

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jake131000 21

This isn't normal stupid...this is advanced stupid.

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