Miscellaneous: Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought...

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 172

You deserved it 6 608

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By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

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Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 092

You deserved it 6 035

chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(

racer337 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

As you can tell you are quite popular.

Comments

Yaen 18

Thursday 21 April 2011 11:33

Get over it. If you spend all your time crying about your social life, you will only ever be good for nothing. Ditch facebook and spend more time thinking about your future.

emilysanerd 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 11:37

I do this all the time to bug my friends but now I'm blocked from liking stuff :( lol

lntreis_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:07

I lol'd. I gotta try that too^^

psycho456 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 11:50

so?

darkmis1 17

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:01

Why does a 10 year old even have a Facebook?

awesomeloser14 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:11

aww that's so cute she love you

GoodLookingGeese 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:39

get a life..

Serenebbw 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:50

That was cute

mike3775 35

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:01

wow guess I am not popular because I have not had a notice on facebook in weeks. Then again, my friends list is only 8 people and they are all friends and family I see almost every day anyways, and I have not updated facebook in weeks