Miscellaneous: Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought...

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 172

You deserved it 6 608

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By KaityK - 19/04/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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You deserved it 5 499

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By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 354

You deserved it 8 277

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Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 665

You deserved it 1 636

By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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You deserved it 578

By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 023

You deserved it 4 988

By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

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You deserved it 5 607

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 043

You deserved it 82 015

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 847

You deserved it 12 360

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 092

You deserved it 6 035

chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(

racer337 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

As you can tell you are quite popular.

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Kaylaj667 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 10:10

Lol alot of ppl r asking y a 10 year old has a facebook...My 7 year old sis has a fb, but I just use it to send me stuff frm apps:p

Aweh_Olivia 13

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:59

Oh my gosh, that has happened to me before , Hahah,

LegitMaddie 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:26

I love you (:

LegitMaddie 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:26

I love you (:

LegitMaddie 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:26

I love you (:

emba_fml 13

Monday 13 February 2012 0:31

That's so sweet tho!

spontcombpine 3

Monday 30 April 2012 2:55

awwwwwwwwwwwwww that's ADORABLE!!

myalleyway 9

Monday 28 May 2012 4:12

facebook is for 13 and up

doglover100 28

Monday 6 August 2012 4:19

Awww that's cute but an 11 year old shouldn't be on Facebook.

needsagf14 12

Thursday 16 May 2013 4:37

Well at least someone likes you

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Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML

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Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 826

Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML

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You deserved it 275

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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You deserved it 5 196

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